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Hello and good evening. I'm Josh Brokkaw and this is your news.

Two things are racing up upon us - the 2008 Presidential election and Shabbat Across the World! The question is which one will have more of an effect on the world? A recent Qinipeck poll suggesting 9 out of 10 likely Americans view Moishe house Shabbat Across the World as more important. When asked why, 7 out of 11 likely Americans said they felt Moishe house has a global impact being that is it across the world and brings so many of the much desired youth vote to the community. Likely Americans expressed a worry that Moishe House Shabbat Across the World would be effected by the subprime mortgage crunch because many likely Americans have seen the old Moishe House Hoboken apartment and thought it was "definately definately below par" as one likely American put it. Presidential elections, they said, were old crusty and meaningless because everyone knows that the american "econominy is in shaberbambles and education isnt what it was once along time ago in galaxy far far away."

Likely Americans did have one problem with the upcoming Moishetravaganza though. Infact 3/5 of likely Americans believed as a rule that calling it Moishe House Shabbat Across the World was by far to globo-centric and could have lasting interplanetary ramifications.

In other news, also led by polling, a recent Rasputen Poll shows that 10 out of 5 american moishe house visitors love moishe house hoboken the best and know how to pronounce the world nuclear (n-u-c-u-l-e-r). Moishe House Hoboken has been keeping abreast of its community members feelings towards the political candidates running for chai-er office. As it goes now Baruch (WhoSane) O'Bama has the vast majority of Moishe Housenicks in hoboken. Josh Einstein a prominent Moishe House Member and McPalin supporter advises everyone to visit his new political blog www.responsibledemocrat.blogspot.com to find out why Democrats should support McPalin.

Wait a moment, we have some breakings news. This just in, Joshua Einstein just changed his support to Obama because he needs health insurance!

And achshav we have to eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh go to eeeeeeeeeeh how do you say a comercial break. When we return the new Soap Box scandal - what are they putting in your soap box and who are they? And this special bulliten on products in American that China makes and if you eat will kill you, a shocking expose on Toshiba and the deadly toxins they use that are threatening American live. Last and ofcourse least Iraq the nation everyone complains that we are loosing is experiencing an economic boom because in Iraq they actually require you to have moeny to purchas things. Thats all for today.

I'm Josh Brokkaw, its your world. Erev Tov Moishe House and may the truthyness be with you.