Hannah's Blog

Dear Rog,

This week I learned that my masters enjoy it when I hump them. So maybe, other humans will like it too. This moment of clarity was preceded by Master Nate’s Chanukah gift to Master Lee: a T-shirt for the 4th Annual Humpin’ Hannah’s Softball Championships. I took this as a sign from Hashem. My new year’s resolution is to get as many hannah humping human pictures as I can.

My masters took me with them to the snowy mountains this weekend to celebrate my New Year’s resolution. I played with my uncles Benny and Kramer who are bigger, much hairier and younger than I am. Kramer humped Benny. I humped Master Lee and his girlfriend, my arch nemesis, Erin. Benny and Kramer eat different food than me. It smelled yummy so I tasted some when no one was looking. I went sledding and running in the snow. I made a lot of doodies in the snow and painted the snow yellow. I had fun this weekend but I am excited to go home, where I am the center of attention and can sleep in everyone’s beds.

I rove you rog,
Hannah

Current mood: horny and frustrated

LA Moishe Has big huvos

After a long but quite enjoyable month, I would like to sit back open a lambic and spill my guts to you bloggers out there. I wanted to write something off the wall but I think Morris said it all. This month was filled with celeb sightings, parties and raising toys for tots along with a threepeat for good old me at poker. That's right I won three times in a row and lets just say rent was on moishe this month. All in all we had a well rounded month for those of you keeping tally not to name names. (Isaac, Morris, Dave, Levi) It looks like thats just things to come. As the new year comes so too continues debauchery, so stay tuned for the next events to come and for your enjoyment hannah gets it on with nate and the gang.

Love ya all a little,

Lee Levin