Hannah's Blog

Dear Rog,

This week I learned that my masters enjoy it when I hump them. So maybe, other humans will like it too. This moment of clarity was preceded by Master Nate’s Chanukah gift to Master Lee: a T-shirt for the 4th Annual Humpin’ Hannah’s Softball Championships. I took this as a sign from Hashem. My new year’s resolution is to get as many hannah humping human pictures as I can.

My masters took me with them to the snowy mountains this weekend to celebrate my New Year’s resolution. I played with my uncles Benny and Kramer who are bigger, much hairier and younger than I am. Kramer humped Benny. I humped Master Lee and his girlfriend, my arch nemesis, Erin. Benny and Kramer eat different food than me. It smelled yummy so I tasted some when no one was looking. I went sledding and running in the snow. I made a lot of doodies in the snow and painted the snow yellow. I had fun this weekend but I am excited to go home, where I am the center of attention and can sleep in everyone’s beds.

I rove you rog,
Hannah

Current mood: horny and frustrated