I want to be the silhouette used in empty gchat photos. I will shave my head so as not to cause offense, and I will relax my shoulders to impart a sense of calm. And then when people start recognizing me on the street, I can say something modest:
"Are you that guy from gchat?"
"Nah, but I get that all the time."
Frankly, this is all just an elaborate ruse to ensure that I am no longer mistaken for Lindsay Lohan.
-Adam in DC
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