HomeBroken

This just in.......my computer will not let me hit the "enter" button! So this will be my only paragraph. In other news the Presidential race of 8 thousand is winding down and the coronation plans have just begun to take shape. We at Moishe House Hoboken have changed our name to Moishe House HomeBroken because resident McCainiak Rav Joshua Avraham Einstein and his albino (nationalist) ferret, Perry, are very sad. However the coronation must go on, don't ya know and the debate on corporeal hill is currently caught up on which type of Greek columns, Doric or Ionic, go best with President O'Bama's golden halo. On the Jewish desk Moishe House Homebroken was acknowledged by the tri-states most important and internationaly (better) recognize paper, Der Yuden Standard (pronounced The Jewish Standard). Late breaking news - from the Western Front - all is (relatively) quiet in Iraqistan and the surge is continuing to well surgify. The questions Iraqistani's are begging to ask is will the Presidency of Mr. Obama percipitate the coming of the hidden Imam or is he as the left in America believes the Mehdi / Messiah himself? Before we end our broad cast from international corporeal headquarters in BrokenHome its important to take a moment to say thank you to Aaaaa dooo reeey meee naai, the Blessed one, blessed be S/He, that as of tuesday the endless crappy moronical commercials for petty politics of all stripes and types end! Vive le electrions, vive le liberty, viv le president (FILL IN WHOMEVER WINS HERE)! Long live Moishe HOUSE!

This message was not approved or endorsed by any presdiential candidate at all, not even Palin (so cool), for reals not even Nader (less cool) would approve this. Drill baby drill!