MoishePVD Jesse 7/3

The blog is where I say what's on my mind, right? Okay so the question at hand is: where can I have my birthday party? Every year for my birthday in July I have a large party in my yard; PROBLEM, Moishe House PVD where I live now has no yard. None. We have a roof, but we also have serious concerns that it would collapse under the weight of my numerous partygoers. I remember one time, for my 19th birthday, I borrowed someone's yard because I was living in the wrong city for that summer... but so far everyone I know has resisted my attempts to borrow their yard for a day. One friend said her parents would be in town so no large party could occur in her yard that day. Another friend said his yard was in view of too many small-child neighbors from whom he wished to hide his grown-up partying. Yet another friend told me her yard is under construction. Under construction?! Who DOES that?? Arrrrggghh. If I ever start another Moishe House I'm totally gonna insist on having a yard (preferably a back yard, though front yards can be okay too in certain parts of town).